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At Castle Black, Sam recovers from his wounds. Jon Snow and Tormund Giantsbane arrive at their destination north of the Wall. While some of them accept the offer of land in the south, many do not. Before they can leave however, the army of walkers arrive. — garykmcd wheelbarrow episode title spoken by character false identity disguise beating 24 more Plot summary Plot synopsis Genres Action Adventure Drama Fantasy Certificate TV-MA Parents guide Did you know Edit Trivia This episode required a heavy budget for CGI, and it got to the point where the visual effects crew had to ask HBO for more money. Goofs In the last scenes, Wun Wun walks towards the sea, heading to the ship, but he disappears right after: as the cameras feature the boat moving towards the ship, Wun Wun can't be seen anywhere on the water. He simply vanishes. Quotes Loboda: My ancestors would spit on me if I broke bread with a Crow. Karsi: So would mine, but fuck 'em, they're dead. I mean the is one of the finest hour of television that i have witnessed until now.I cant call it just an episode because it was an experience. The best thing in the episode was the long stare between the walker leader and Jon snow, i mean it was one of the most intense scenes one could witness in their whole lives. Please upgrade your browser. Finale Reactions: Dazed Fans Wander Into a Post-Series Wilderness. Finale: 9 Things We Still Want to Know ? 8 Questions the Series Finale Must Answer Is Daenerys Just Upset or Are the Targaryens Really That Crazy? ? What to Read About Daenerys’s Dark Turn.https://www.cdscabling.co.uk/wp-content/plugins/formcraft/file-upload/server/content/files/16275396bbc125---brother-mfc-8870dw-instruction-manual.pdf At the Red Keep, History Repeats Itself. The Throne Theories Ranked: Which Are Still in Play? Even Dragons Have Their Limits. A Starbucks in Winterfell. Coffee Cup Blunder Spreads Like Wildfire. Daenerys vs. Cersei. Who Has the Edge in the Final War? The Complex History of Arya’s Dagger. Shots in the Dark: What Worked, and Didn’t. Fans Are Setting the Internet on Fire. Melisandre Saw It All Coming. How? ? Where Did Bran Go During the Battle of Winterfell? Florence and the Machine’s Frontwoman on That Haunting Closing Song. Who Is the Mad King, and Why Did Jaime Kill Him? ? On YouTube, Superfans Prepare for the End So Who’s Able to Ride a Dragon? ? What Is the Golden Company. And Where Are Those Elephants? Jaime and Brienne. Free to Love at Last? ? Sophie Turner, Maisie Williams and Isaac Hempstead Wright Discuss Season 8 Premiere ? George R. R. Martin, Fantasy’s Reigning King ? George R. R. Martin Answers Times Staffers’ Burning Questions Here’s what he learned.But this executive producer is considered a behind-the-scenes star of HBO’s epic drama.We take you there.What I Want From Season 8.But when “the snows fall and the white winds blow,” Sansa told Arya, quoting their father, “the lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.” Season 7 In-Depth Analysis And it’s payback time for the murders of Joffrey and Myrcella. Bonus: Bran shows us how creepy he can be. (Is he watching all of the show’s sex scenes?)Also, what is wrong with Bran?! Poor Meera.Cry for Thoros. Cry for Viserion. Cry, cry.Goodbye, Littlefinger.Why Cersei Tries to Raise Her Credit Score But one character’s trajectory seems to be the exception to the feminist revolution remaking this story. Meanwhile, The North, led by the excellent Lady Mormont, is finally rallying around Jon. “The blood of Ned Stark runs through his veins,” Lady Mormont said.Season 6 In-Depth Analysis Take a deep breath and exhale with Jon when he comes back (as he always does).asian-autoparts.com/ckfinder/userfiles/files/bl30 manual juicer amazon.pdf Plus: It’s kin-slaying time in Winterfell and the Iron Islands.Time travel is so confusing!) Bonus: Welcome a new villain, Euron Greyjoy, who promises to be more fun than Ramsay.Smile along with Sansa when Ramsay provides one last meal for his beloved dogs.Have a little Frey pie?Tyrion, Daenerys and the Art of the Deal.Here’s a small selection of reader memories, lightly edited for clarity. I thought it was about a video game. We had watched “The Tudors” together, with me covering his eyes for the naked parts. I made a plot diagram of the first book, which my son thought was quaint. “You know, Mom, they have those on the internet.” He’s 23 now. It’s been a bonding thing for us. Then, I read that Barack Obama had approached somebody affiliated with the show at a Hollywood fundraiser and asked them about Snow. So, that did it. I decided to find out what the fuss was about. I ordered the Season 1 DVDs from Netflix, and soon my husband and I were binge watching. I finally gave in and subscribed to HBO for Season 7, something I had avoided for years and years. Sigh. Now, I’ve read all the books and own a large book of maps of Westeros. We are in our late 50s, long past our days of unicorns and princesses. Reluctantly, I started watching. Overall, I was terribly alarmed by the universe of moral ambivalence. It seemed like such a vivid parallel for today’s world. Now the show has become a ridiculous addiction that I dare not admit to my family or friends, but it is so fascinating and chilling that I can’t help myself. Season 5 In-Depth Analysis To untangle the clues regarding King Robert’s death. To cuddle with the Unsullied. To unpack Tyrion’s crate and Varys’s plan, and to drink to the future of Westeros.Bonus: Lots of Rhaegar and Lyanna tidbits.Not even the family’s first Valyrian steel swords — two of them, forged from Ned Stark’s enormous one — can bring any harmony. (In fact they foreshadow the internal divisions to come.) Season 4 In-Depth Analysis You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll eat some pie. Plus, all the banter between the wedding guests is good fun. Another plus: Melisandre practices burning Stannis’s family members alive. It’s okay to start crying for Shireen now.Nor should you give up on Tyrion, not when Oberyn’s around. Bonus: Littlefinger and Lysa finally break up.Enjoy Oberyn going full Inigo Montoya on the Mountain, and try not to scream when the squashing starts.To cheer on the knock-down, drag-out, ear-biting battle between Brienne and the Hound, both trying to protect a dead-eyed girl who doesn’t need that kind of protection. To agonize over the human cost of getting Team Bran to the Three-Eyed Raven’s cave.Joffrey’s nuptials don’t happen until Season 4, but the conspirators begin their conspiring here in Season 3. Season 3 Rewatching Guide. Season 3 In-Depth Analysis Plus: our first giant. Don’t stare too long; they’re shy.Foreshadowing! Bonus: Sam Tarly becomes Sam the Slayer.Scream, cry and say goodbye to some sadly unsuspecting Starks. Also try not to choke up when Bran wargs Hodor for the first time, or Rickon and Osha leave. The heartbreak!Soaring Like Dragons: See the First Major Premiere Event Almost no one is happy about it, and the thin-skinned tyrant is too interested in bizarre cruelties, casual misogyny and ego massages to actually govern. Season 2 Rewatching Guide. Season 2 In-Depth Analysis Extra fun: Shadow baby!Bonus: Cersei tries to get Sansa drunk.Visions and dragon fire in the House of the Undying, visions in Melisandre’s flames, a Faceless Men face-lift and the army of the dead. Three blasts!Peter Dinklage Was Smart to Say No.Season 1 Rewatching Guide. Season 1 In-Depth Analysis Try not to choke up when you spot Hodor, or when Rickon runs up to Jon to hand him arrows. Also: baby direwolves.Extra fun: Tyrion goes to the top of the Wall and crosses something off his bucket list.Also: Dany goes wine tasting.Bonus: Tyrion bonds with Bronn and Shae during a drinking game.Jeremy is our TV editor and has been writing about Game of Thrones since 2011. Jennifer has been writing our GOT newsletters all season. Alicia and Umi designed and built the page, and are both avid fans since the beginning, while Josie had just started watching because of this project. She is now only at Season 1, Episode 4. Her HBO free trial is expired. Bet you didn’t know Valyrian steel can kill White Walkers, did you. Maybe crossbows and lemoncakes kill the undead too. The structure of this episode was unusual too, with roughly half the hour a tasty Thrones -ian buffet of storylines—with Tyrion and Dany’s banter as one supremely delectable appetizer—then the second half suddenly giving us a big beefy entree of Jon Snow slaying the army of the dead for about 20 minutes. Overall, “Hardhome” managed to show the two very different styles of drama that Thrones does best: Intimate two-handers between great actors, and epic action unlike anything we’ve seen on TV before. Meereen: What happens when Tyrion and Dany finally have a real chat. Two fascinatingly clever scenes of sharp, witty exchanges that are everything we’d hoped for. I love everything about these scenes. First there’s a beat in Dany’s throne room (her “audience chamber” if you want to be technical about it). Dany sits regally at the top of the stairs looking down at Tyrion, who is forced to address her at the bottom. Jeez Dany, the man’s already a dwarf, no need to be a jerk about it. Dany says that Lannisters killed her family. Tyrion notes that he’s become pretty effective at killing Lannisters himself, and even tries a bit of reverse psychology—that he’s not sure if she deserves his advice. Dany decides to give Tyrion a test, and it’s a great one: What should she do with Ser Jorah, who betrayed her and was exiled. At first, Tyrion defends Jorah, rather movingly, saying the knight is a changed man and Tyrion is “pretty sure he’s in love with you,” and noting “a ruler who kills those devoted to her does not inspire devotion.” That last line must hit Dany hard, because she executed her devoted follower earlier this season and caused a riot—clearly a bad move, and one that Tyrion would have apparently counseled against. BUT Tyrion also points out that Jorah’s betrayal must have a penalty, so he recommends banishing him yet again. I’m torn on this last part. Dany needs all the help she can get. But I wonder if Tyrion is partly recommending this move because it also serves him—exiling Ser Jorah means Dany will need Tyrion more. Later, they have a quiet drink, “two terrible children of two terrible fathers.” This was the first major scene Peter Dinklage and Emilia Clarke shot together, and we have a behind-the-scenes story about it in this week’s upcoming issue of Entertainment Weekly that you should check out (it was charmingly like an awkward first date). NEXT: Comeuppance, it tastes like a dungeon floor Dany wants help winning the Iron Throne. “Perhaps you should try wanting something else,” Tyrion dryly comments, noting that she could just stay in Meereen for the rest of her rule (prompting every viewer to cry, “ Noooo! “). Throughout their chat, Tyrion keeps being put in the position of having to defend folks like Varys and Jaime. It’s like he’s applying for a job and all his references have attempted to murder his would-be boss. Dany explains her intention to “break the wheel” of tyrannical Westeros family rule (if successful, she could add another title to her list — The Breaker of Wheels). Needless to say, both are pretty impressed by the other. We often have characters cross paths on Thrones and its refreshing to have two that we both like who also like each other (rather than, say, all the Stark girls dissing poor Brienne). Dany decides to bring Tyrion onto her staff, and it feels like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Meanwhile, Ser Jorah the Doubly Banished sees his greyscale has progressed. He decides to sell himself to the fighting pits. He figures he’ll die in a blaze of gladiatorial glory at the opening ceremonies in Dany’s honor. Live by the friend zone, die by the friend zone. Braavos: Arya gets her first assignment. She’s to become Lana the Oyster Girl, a crab and cockle merchant. She must memorize details of her new identity and gets smacked with the stick every time she gets something wrong. I like the simplicity of this school—there’s no report cards, no grades, everything you do just earns a Smack or No Smack. She goes out into the docks with her oyster cart, looking a lot like that Westeros fugitive Arya Stark. If only there were some way for her to disguise herself so nobody could recognize her. But it’s not like the House of Black and White has a towering room full of magic masks she could use to to hide her identity that we just saw last week or anything. No, it’s far more important she knows which alley to turn on. At least Arya gets another costume change (two costumes changes in one year, she’s becoming a regular Lady Gaga). Arya goes to the docks to gather intel on her target, this guy running an insurance scam on sea captains. We do not know if Arya got to eat some oysters, but we hope she did. When Jaqen H’ghar tells her Arya she’s going to get to kill the gambler, a girl looks even more happy than when Sansa finds out later that her brothers are still alive. All the Stark sisters getting good news this week. King’s Landing: Cersei is in a dungeon with only her anger to keep her warm. Her schemes have backfired spectacularly. She now looks as miserable as Margaery. I sort of wish, given the potential entertainment value, that the High Sparrow had put them in the same cell. Her creepy Dr. Frankenstein arrives to give her an update. She’s going to be put on trial for “fornication, treason, incest, and the murder of King Robert,” which sounds about right. He advises her to confess. She’s most disturbed by the fact that Tommen has locked himself in his room, depressed, as he’s going through withdrawl of both boobs and mom. It’s pretty sad that sweet Tommen is actually even worse of a king than Joffrey, who would be using every ounce of his power to have the High Sparrow’s head on a spike. NEXT: “ Leave now, and never come back!” “The work continues,” Qyburn adds cryptically as he exits. A reference to his Mountain-sized monster under the sheet perhaps. Cersei is also visited by the cruel septa, who holds out a ladle full of water and demands a confession. Confess you get the water, don’t and you get smacked with the ladle. Another example of binary education. Cersei tries bribes and threats, but nothing works. Septa don’t care. In Cersei’s lowest moment so far, she slurps the water off the dungeon floor. Winterfell: Theon brings Sansa food and finds her waiting, very pissed off: “Why?” Theon explains he foiled her escape attempt and told Ramsay about her plans for her own good. From his perspective, this reasoning is sound—Theon’s never been able to fool Ramsay, never been able to escape, and he knows things can be worse. She presses him and Theon gets all third-person-y, explaining there’s no Smeagol, only Gollum. He interestingly says he fully agrees that he deserved everything he got—but not for the reason Sansa thinks. Theon feels most guilty about killing the two farm boys as stand-ins for Bran (who’s learning some cool warg tricks up North) and Rickon (who’s, uh, partying with Gendry and Arya’s direwolf?). Sansa realizes her younger brothers are alive. This is the first bit of good news she’s received since season 1. Watching Sansa realize this is a joy, and notice how the director gives her a literal glimmer of hope in her eyes.